Monday, February 2, 2009
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkle 1970
The New Energy Bible
1st Edition cost $20
I really didn't want to start the Love Month with a scathing rant about New Agers and their straight from Fantasyland psychobabble message that 'it's a small world, after all' only if you want it that way because YOU control the universe...but what the heck....here we go.
In the event someone, somewhere reading this post thinks- 'this crap is just too wacky to actually be real,' I've created a link that goes straight to The New Energy Bible web page. Read for yourself and discover people are paying $20 plus shipping and handling for a bible/book that contains 238 pages on which the first and only the first page contains the words 'You Are God Also.' The remaining 237 pages are blank...that's right...blank pages.
Why? One may ask...what's the point? You, my friend, by asking this question are very astute, in tuned... or is it aligned...maybe aware...enlightened...that's it...enlightened! You are an enlightened being ready for the mothership. The pages are blank 'because no man, woman, or church can ever tell you how to live.'
New Age in a nutshell...complete with the nuts.
Here's a much better offer. Send me your address via email, and I'll send you a real Book of Wisdom absolutely free...no strings attached. It's the Book that will change your life here and now...and also make an eternal difference.
One disclaimer...the Book has already been written, canonized and followed for thousands of years by billions of people...so there aren't any blank pages for you to amend in your own thoughts and rules...sorry.